At Least I Have The Dow Jones To Distract Me
There is absolutely no one in my life I have a crush on. Crushes are small and often silly, but they’re a fun little something to help you get through the day–knowing your sexy coworker’s schedule so you can always get coffee at the same time in the mornings, waving to the cute errand boy, or even having every episode of Grey’s Anatomy with McSteamy in it saved on your TiVo for when you think all the guys in your daily life are idiots.
I can’t spend all day working. I need distractions. Sexy distractions. A girl needs something to make her heart miss a beat every once in a while.
I have no one. Therefore I turn to Warren Buffet. Because I am cool like that.
