too smart and too horny for her own good
Today one of my coworkers told me she’s four weeks pregnant. She’s my age.
In theory I know that twenty-seven is a perfectly reasonable age to have a baby, but I look at myself and think, oh holy FUCK there’s no way I’m mature enough to have a child. Don’t let the bank account and vibrator collection fool you, I am a twelve year-old tottering around in heels.
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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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