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When Did My Little Brother Become Hot?

It was bound to happen one day. Every time I see Big Little Brother (i.e. he’s the older of my two younger brothers) he is taller, broader, has a stronger jaw, more facial hair, and smells better.

It didn’t occur to me when we were younger that he could ever be attractive–he’s my brother, for fuckssake. In my mind he is forever ten years old and has a potbelly. I guess the little bastard was destined to grow up eventually–but into someone hot? Seriously? Is it not enough that he’s really good at math?

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This Week on “Great Mate Debate”

I posted my response, It’s More Than A Miniature Crocodile Head, to our latest question on Chemistry.com’s Great Mate Debate: What’s the best holiday gift you ever got from a romantic partner – and why?

Is it really too much to ask that a boyfriend give me a coupon book of sexual favors? 1 hour between your legs, 2 hours BDSM (and I won’t cry this time), 1 affirmation that your ass cellulite is sexy, 1 full weekend in bed, etc. I mean, DUH. And if there were one that said clean the kitchen, that would be awesome too. Just sayin’. ON YOUR KNEES, BITCH!

Bonus post at Great Mate Debate: The New Year’s Eve Kiss.

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