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Good Cheer For Real This Time

With work deadlines quickly becoming a distant and distasteful memory, I’m looking forward to leaving town tomorrow morning to spend Christmas with my family. Dad has promised tequila, Mom promised cookies, Little-Big Bro promised a trip to Best Buy, and Little-Little Bro agreed to make a gingerbread house with me because we are equally lame bursting with the Cool gene. If history serves me correctly, I will be coming down with a nasty cold around Sunday/Monday and I will be too miserable todding like dis to enjoy the normal holiday festivities, but that’s what Dad’s in/famous moonshine-based “cough syrup” is for.

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Fucking Around The Christmas Tree

Christmas carols are jolly good fun. Christmas carols are especially jolly-filled when they are bastardized and include lots of delightfully naughty words that would make Santa himself want to be on the “bad” list.

Here’s my version of “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree“:

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Fellatio Friday with the Fellatrix

If you haven’t lately, you should check out the brilliant Fellatrix. Her blog is dedicated to everything you could ever want to know about the art of giving blowjobs. Today she is starting a “Fellatio Friday” feature (alliteration! wee!!)

Here’s part of the instructions from her blog:

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