The Over-Educated Nympho

I will be going out of town to visit my folks for the next several days. Although I will do my best to continue writing regularly, I’m going to post some links to last year’s Thanksgiving for shits and grins.

The FAMILY: Ducking The Guilt Stick
What I’m Really Thankful For
The Thanksgiving Fairy (I’d totally forgotten about this one, what a delight to find such a giggley gem in the archives!)

Happy Thanksgiving, my beloved readers. May all of your Turkey Days be graced with full bellies and happy in-laws.

xoxo
Vix

Since the previous post I wrote in the format of Bridget Jones was so popular and the movie has been in my DVD player for the last two weeks, I figured it was time for another dose of British-flavored lurve.

9:14 a.m. Arrive at office.
9:15 a.m. Wonder if have been seen, i.e. if too late to run back out and call in sick from car in parking lot.
9:47 a.m. Pants are tight. Bollocks. According to scale at gym, have gained ten pounds in last two months. Would blame boss for making me abuse love of comfort food, but ass still looks better than hers despite ten extra pounds concentrated in mid-section. Karma must be starting at my boss’s ass. Rejoice.

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I am going to be completely shameless and try to get you to buy stuff. The more stuff you buy the more Oreos and books I can buy, both of which make me smile and the more I smile the funnier I am and that makes everyone happy. So please, I beseech you: buy stuff.

As the American readers out there are aware, the day after Thanksgiving, November 23, is Black Friday, aka the biggest shopping day of the year. Amazon.com sent me all sorts of goodies to share on Black Friday. Pssst… click on the arrow button on the right side of the banner to see more goodies.

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