too smart and too horny for her own good
I saw Handsome Nerd Saturday night. I hadn’t seen him since the wedding months ago which finally got us some closure [this post has links to all other Handsome Nerd posts] on all the weirdness, at least so it seemed.
Earlier that evening Barbie had received a call from her hubby Ken asking if we wanted to meet up with him and his friends at a neighborhood bar. I didn’t expect Handsome Nerd to be there.
Lately my job as a cubicle monkey has sucked a big hairy set of low-hangers. I’m pissy and would love nothing more than to throw my feces at a deserved target. I joke with my friends that if my boss were a boyfriend, this is the time we would “need to talk,” which would probably lead to “I think we need a break… like, permanently” and finally it would come out that “it’s not me, it’s you.”
Except at a point it stops being funny because it’s true.
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