Broken

Today was a miserable day at the office. My new boss nearly made me cry about six times this morning. Of all my years on the job, I have cried at the office three times. Not once was it work-related.

A coworker kept eyeing me this morning because I wasn’t my normal happy-go-snarky self. A coworker I speak to about twice a week stopped me in the hall to ask if I was okay. Another coworker and I took turns bitching about being lowly cubicle monkeys who seem to be the only ones elbow-deep in our accounts. I won the my-job-sucks-more-than-yours contest because earlier I had bitten my lip so hard it started to bleed.

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I don’t say this often

I love the word cunt. I use it in the happy friendly way of fuck-me feminism. Most of the time. Then there are times when someone really royally pisses me the fuck off. On the very rare occasion, I have called someone a fucking cunt.

Today I received an email from the fantastic blogger Fellatrix warning me that someone was ripping off my blog. Again. Because I wasn’t pissed enough the first couple times? And this chick didn’t copy just a couple, but like a couple dozen. Some of them were the standard BJ posts (ie these are usually the first to be copied), but some of them were intensely personal. The posts I cried over while writing them. What kind of person does that?

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