But I Don’t Have A Special-Fucking-Someone

It’s that time of the year again. The holiday season. A season of togetherness, guilt, and being happy for one’s blessings or some shit. As if family togetherness weren’t more than filling, there is the annual company holiday party to worry about.

I’m so excited I nearly forgot to throw up in my mouth a little. Eerpttb. Oh there it goes.

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A Stupid Boy Trumps His Own Stupidity

This is the concluding post about the Halloween party I attended recently. Please read this and this first, otherwise this post won’t make as much sense.

I assumed that was the end of WGF for the evening, having been sent back to the Cave of Creeps where aspiring dirty old men are kept until they reach full maturity/level of creepiness and are then released into society where they can feast their eyes on bare skin and innocent souls.

Aaaaaand then about twenty minutes later WGF came back, now obviously drunkety drunk drunk. Even the piñata on his back was droopy.

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