The Last One Standing Is Now First In Line
This last week at work has been ridiculously crazy thanks to everyone on our big account leaving me stranded at a very crucial time. One by one they apologized for not being at the office to help, and each time I tried not to do a booty-shake and chant I’m gonna be in chaaaarge I’m gonna be in chaaaaarge. Booty-shaking, I’ve been told, is not professional.
For my entire (albeit limited) career I have been at the bottom of the corporate ladder. I hate being at the bottom. I don’t do bottom, which is exactly why I planned on proving to everyone that I belong at the top. Here’s my chance–it’s much easier to shine when there aren’t three bosses blocking the view of your talent with stacks of papers. My cubicle/cage is already plenty crowded, thank you.
