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All It Takes Is One Kiss To Bite You In The Ass

First thing this morning I received an email from Hot Coworker, which surprised the hell out of me because I can’t remember the last time we said anything other than “hey” to each other.

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This Week on “Great Mate Debate”

I posted my response, Blogging & Dating, to our fifth question on Chemistry.com’s Great Mate Debate: So many people are using technology to capture their lives – from camera phones to YouTube, MySpace, and Facebook – that the idea of living a “private life” is changing. What impact do you think this will have on relationships in the future?

This particular topic hit close to home for me. I mean, fuck, sometimes I can’t face my own friends after especially personal (not necessarily sexual) posts, let alone wonder how a significant other would react to reading about how a strip club DJ I met a porn convention gave me eleven orgasms in one night. Oh hell, and I had to go and write about my fucking feelings too. Fuck it. I have no feelings. Go back to reading about the sex.

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Hope Occasionally Breaks Through The Stupidity

After a stressful and crappy morning at the office, I went out for lunch at the mall to clear my head. I had actually hissed at a coworker earlier that morning. Not a “haha that Vix is so funny!” inner monologue hiss, I mean hisssssss hiss.

I sipped my drink and stared off toward the crowd of people walking past. Whenever I go out somewhere I make sure to position myself for the best people-watching. She’s got a nice skirt.. he’s eating a giant M&M cookie! where can I acquire a giant cookie such as this?!.. cute kid.. fugly bastard, is it too hard to shower every day?.. ooh pretty shoes!.. nice guy with cute glasses..
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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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