Stupid Stupid Stupid Boys
The Halloween party I went to last night was fun, but sadly it left me unsatisfied without a dick to lick, and on top of that THERE WAS NO CANDY.
Although I got hit on several times at the party (I can’t decide if it was the superhero cape or the itty-bitty-mini-skirt), all were fruitless. Not for lack of trying, because I hit on a couple guys and that got me nowhere.
The three guys who hit on me were the classic guys every girl runs into at a party: the douchebag, the clueless guy, and of course the guy who has temporarily forgotten that he has a girlfriend.
