too smart and too horny for her own good
I’m attending a Halloween party this weekend. It is at Cool Intern’s house, who has been on my shitlist since she invited me to a party and neglected to tell me that it fell through.
When she first invited me to this party I was hesitant, but it’s definitely on because last night she bought a ton of alcohol and they’ve ordered a keg. A keg. Oh, these college kids and their kegs. They’re like teddy bears for twenty-two year-olds. A teddy-beer!
I greatly appreciate everyone’s help in yesterday’s reader poll about dating someone older than you, but today I was informed that the editors over at Great Mate Debate cut the topic. D’OH. Oh well, it happens. That will teach me to try to write something before the deadline. Never again!! (GMD: kidding! I’m totally kidding! Please don’t fire me for being a smartass.)
Not to worry, there are plenty of future topics that will benefit from reader polls and feedback. And I’m not just talking about Great Mate Debate. Ahem.
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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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