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I’m attending a Halloween party this weekend. It is at Cool Intern’s house, who has been on my shitlist since she invited me to a party and neglected to tell me that it fell through.

When she first invited me to this party I was hesitant, but it’s definitely on because last night she bought a ton of alcohol and they’ve ordered a keg. A keg. Oh, these college kids and their kegs. They’re like teddy bears for twenty-two year-olds. A teddy-beer!

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