Don’t Feed The Beast If You Can’t Keep Her Cumming

I’m sure this will come as a surprise to, well, all of you, but I’m going to say it anyway. I don’t masturbate very often. Say the fuck WHAT, you lying horny bitch?!

That’s right, I intentionally avoid touching myself because once I start I can’t stop. Seriously, I never masturbate for less than forty-five minutes. My hand gets tired around an hour and fifteen minutes, my back starts to hurt around an hour and a half, and at two hours I’ve lost all wrist-control. At two and a half hours I pass out from dehydration.

I’ve found it’s best not to awaken The Pussy. I have to for the sake of my motor skills.

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