How Can This Already Be Getting Old If I’m Just Starting?
I’m giving a huge presentation tomorrow as step two of about a bajillion units in my company’s management training program. Why can’t they just trust me when I tell them I possess fantastic skill in bossing people around? Many guys in the past have applauded my great natural talent in domination. What? When I tell guys what to do they love it. Seriously. Pants magically disappear, handcuffs come out, yada yada yada there’s a naked guy on my bed happily awaiting further sexstruction. It’s a gift. A gift of AWESOMENESS.
Unfortunately sleeping with the higher-ups to prove my own management skills is illegal or some crap, so I have to go the traditional route by climbing the corporate ladder. What bollocks. Let my talent moan for itself!
