Where Are All The Other Tarts & Vicars?
My dear friend Barbie invited me to a friend’s party this weekend. A tarts and vicars party, which means I get to show some boob. And leg. Gotta have leg. Maybe some ass as well. Oh hell, maybe I”ll just show up naked with a sign that says TOUCH ME PLEASE [FUGLIES, BACK AWAY FROM THE BOOB].
And guess who may be there. I really hope he isn’t. Although if we’re both there and I’m walking around all naked with a sign on my back, who will look like the idiot hmmmmm?
