How To Answer “If You’re So Great, Why Are You Still Single?”

As a single person in my upper twenties, it royally pisses me off when some snot-nosed coworker or relative asks me the dreaded question:

“If you are so [choose all that apply:] ____great ____funny ____sweet ____charming ____good-looking ____successful, then why are you still single?”

I’m guessing that the first thing that comes to mind is “so annoying assholes like you can ask me this question and I have reason to verbally if not physically bitchslap you back to your good sense.”

But that’s not very nice. Shame on you. Your answer should also be snarky:

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