Well He SHOULD Be Into Me

I have to admit that I’ve been thinking about making a follow-up call to Sexy Venezuelan, since he never called me back. I would say something a little sexier than hey just checking to make sure you’re not dead and slightly nicer than have you found your balls yet? because I have an extra pair if you need them. Or maybe I could go the old-fashioned route, i.e. call and hang up six times until he gets so irritated that he calls me.

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