I Love Being Single But
I love being single, I really do. Please don’t think that I’m saying this because I’m trying to convince myself it’s true, like some sniffly middle-aged woman who has never had a boyfriend and has resigned to a life of loneliness, nor am I saying this as someone who has been dumped one too many times and hisses every time a guy walks by. I only hiss at specific guys, jeez.
I am saying this because I love being single. It’s just… I only feel this way about 90% of the time. That other 10% has a way of really biting me in the ass.
