too smart and too horny for her own good
I’m too tired to be creative or witty at the moment, so here are some posts from the archives to keep you entertained:
The One-Night Stand Contract
Assholes Need Not Apply
Does Your Cooch Smell Like Rose Petals Too?
Just Another Manic Monday
The Smell of Burning Eyeballs Isn’t That Bad: What Lasik Surgery is Really Like
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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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