The End Is Coming And So Am I

I am seeing Handsome and Pretty Twosome tonight. Out of the blue they called me up and asked me to come over tonight.

–booty shaking–

Karma is finally, FINALLY, putting out. That’s right, bitch–if you make me go this long without sex then when I finally get laid you are damn straight it’s going to take at least two people to satisfy me.

In other words, don’t wait up.