How To Answer “If You’re So Great, Why Are You Still Single?”
As a single person in my upper twenties, it royally pisses me off when some snot-nosed coworker or relative asks me the dreaded question:
“If you are so [choose all that apply:] ____great ____funny ____sweet ____charming ____good-looking ____successful, then why are you still single?”
I’m guessing that the first thing that comes to mind is “so annoying assholes like you can ask me this question and I have reason to verbally if not physically bitchslap you back to your good sense.”
But that’s not very nice. Shame on you. Your answer should also be snarky:
