Promoted To A New Level Of Cranky Bitch

I think I kind of got promoted today. Not that it was for anything special I did, it was a snowball promotion. Aggie Boss got promoted, so Chill Boss got upped a notch to take over half of his responsibilities, which trickled down to me doing more to cover the things Chill Boss will be too busy to do.

But see… I know I should be happy. Right? I think? And yet I’m sitting here feeling like someone pulled a fast one on me. I call it the menstruation of promotions: the first drops of blood are a rush of relief—yippee!! Another month of not getting pregnant! GO ME!!–and then you look back down at your underwear and realize aw FUCK I’m going to be bleeding from the crotch for the next six days. DAMNIT.

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08 29 2007

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Because I’m Crabby

I give my first presentation on Friday morning, the first of many for this management training program. I’m kind of really totally freaking out over it because I don’t feel ready at all. Like every five minutes while reading/studying I find myself closing my eyes and wondering how the fuck I’m supposed to pull this off, especially since I heard the purpose of the Q&A session afterward is to weed out any bullshit I may have tried to pass off as genuine knowledge.

This is what I call a sweet merciful HOLY CRAP situation.

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08 29 2007

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