Damnit, Are You Single Yet?

There is a guy in my office who is very hot and therefore has been the subject of many of my fantanasties while working at my computer. I finally learned my lesson not to get involved with coworkers, but that won’t keep me from imagining him writhing underneath me on the conference table.

I will call this particular coworker Hot Brother 1 to keep him separate from Hot Coworker. Although they’re good friends and so that’s yet another reason I shouldn’t do anything–who knows what the hell Hot Coworker would say about me. And of course Hot Brother 1 has a long-term girlfriend who is very nice and very cool and so that’s pretty much a big fat strike out as far as naked time goes.

But he has a brother. A hot brother.

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Their Story Is Not My Story

Over the last several months of my involuntary celibacy, many of you have commented or emailed with what happened to Handsome and Pretty Twosome? What about Candyman?

I have ducked questions like these many times, or when I do answer it’s very vague. I’m not doing this to be an asshole, I’m doing this exactly because I don’t want to be an asshole.

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