Just Another Blowjob Queen

My shoulders hurt. Ten hours of studying in two days and all it did was make me feel stupid. I have to iron shirts. Yesterday I spent an hour unclogging the vacuum cleaner (not a metaphor). Weirdos have been emailing me because they seem to think I’m easy.

This is what I’m reduced to–
This and sharing my bed with two dogs, one of whom has a fat ass and farts a lot.

This wasn’t how my life was supposed to be.