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A Fine Proposition

This is a real application that I received, and it is nothing short of pure awesomeness. His answers look like __this__, my remarks to his answers look like [this]. Sorry for inconsistent formatting, I slammed this out during my lunch break and SHIT I forgot to eat again.

If anyone else wants to be a contender for Top Smartass, send in your own application. Answer all of it or parts of it. I don’t care. Make me laugh.

PROPOSITION APPLICATION TO BE CONSIDERED FOR SEXUAL INTERACTION AND/OR DISCOURSE

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I'm Vix, a 29 year-old Texan with 18 years of private education and 3 degrees. I'm trying to make a living as a sex/humor writer and entrepreneur. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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