A Fine Proposition

This is a real application that I received, and it is nothing short of pure awesomeness. His answers look like __this__, my remarks to his answers look like [this]. Sorry for inconsistent formatting, I slammed this out during my lunch break and SHIT I forgot to eat again.

If anyone else wants to be a contender for Top Smartass, send in your own application. Answer all of it or parts of it. I don’t care. Make me laugh.

PROPOSITION APPLICATION TO BE CONSIDERED FOR SEXUAL INTERACTION AND/OR DISCOURSE

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08 08 2007

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What Exactly Are My Inner Demons Up To?

I had a fucked up dream last night. Before I describe it, let me first say that I have maybe three or four bad dreams a year. They’re rarely ever that bad. I haven’t had a full-blown nightmare in years, especially one so morbid. For anyone weak of heart or stomach, you may want to skip this post. No unicorns or happy thoughts in sight.

The dream last night was about a girl who worked in my office until recently when she left for another job. I never really spoke to her beyond saying hello in the coffee room. She seemed nice enough, nothing out of the ordinary that would suggest any of what comes.

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08 08 2007

WTF

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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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