too smart and too horny for her own good
At the bottom of each post you now have the option of sending the page link to a friend. I had this once before (at the request of a husband who read the blowjob series and demanded that it be easier to spread the word) but somewhere along the way it stopped working. It is fixed now so go forth, my beloveds. Email the appropriate links to all your loved (or hated) ones as often as you desire.
Who knew the stories and games of our childhood would hold so true when it comes to dating and sex? Aren’t we supposed to know better by now? The irony of the never-ending game of tag fucking kills me. But try telling any of that to an eight year-old.
There once was a girl named Vix, and she liked to play with the boy next door. He was a goofy but lovable dolt named Handsome Nerd. One day she suggested they play tag. This will be great! She thought. I can run faster than all the other girls in school, there’s no way I’ll lose! The boy reluctantly agreed to play. He thought about staying inside to play by himself instead, but he liked the girl more than others because she could always find the dirty magazines in friends’ houses.
They went outside to play tag. “NOT IT!” he yelled and sprinted off for the bushes.
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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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