Migration Complete
The migration between web hosts went smoothly and quickly. Did you know that could happen? I’m blown away. Let’s compare my experiences:
Previous migration: down for four days, lost eight days of posts/comments, lost thousands of hits, wrote six extremely pissed emails, temporarily lost #3 standing on Google for “how to give a blowjob” (that’s harsh man–don’t fuck with the goods), sent thoughts of deflated wangs and itchy testicles toward Virginia where they reside, and eye still twitches every time I see the numbers 4 or 0. The Host Group, you can suck my big hairy left one and choke on it.
Current migration: only a couple hours of weirdness, nothing lost or broken.
I’m confused.
And delighted. I will stick with delighted. To S. J. and J., thank you for everything you’ve done. You are nothing short of pure awesomeness. I can sleep peacefully knowing that my site is in excellent hands.
Ahem, that’s what she said.
