I’m going to the gynecologist this morning.
I am pretending that I am so not completely nervous. Sure it’s been a very slow year as far as friendly visitors who’ve cum calling (always with a wrapped twinkie, of course), but there’s always that freak chance that there’s something wrong. I tried to go to the gyno four months ago but they told me my insurance only covered one exam a year. What the fuck? Dude, what if I’d had crotch rot? Would I have to wait until the year’s billing cycle was over to deal with a horrendous Itch situation?
Oh, um, have I mentioned that cracking jokes is how I deal with uncomfortable situations? CROTCH ROT!! tee hee hee ah fuck.
Stumble it!
Loving Annie | 25-Jul-07 at 11:25 am | Permalink
Good Wednesday morning Vix,
The only obgyn I ever enjoyed visiting used to finger me and make me come during my exams…. Sigh. I could have fallen in love with the man, but he was already married.
That’s an outrage you say ? Nah, I didn’t have a boyfriend at the time. It was actually a twice a year relief….
Other Lady | 25-Jul-07 at 11:37 am | Permalink
I went for my 2nd exam a couple of months ago, and my doctor was not gentle I got this:
Dr.: alright, relax, *shoves the speculum*
Me: oh boy *thinks, man if i hadn’t have had sex with that black guy last night, this probably would have hurt more*
But no lube, no warm up, just shove. When I mentioned it to him his response was:
well, you’re not a pap virgin anymore *shrug*.
But still, at least I didn’t squirt like my girlfriend.
Carmen | 25-Jul-07 at 5:20 pm | Permalink
Um - yeah - I just went to the gyno about a month ago and it was my first time in a few years. I was very nervous too!!!!
They were pretty quick thankfully and everything was okay.
good luck today!
Shasta | 25-Jul-07 at 6:54 pm | Permalink
Once a year?!?! Tell that to my GYN please!! Since I have dysplasia on my cervix I have to go every 3 months. AND since I’m on depo I have to go every 3 months for that too…and it just so happens that it usually ends up being on different months. HOW FUN!
That Robbie Guy | 25-Jul-07 at 10:10 pm | Permalink
One of things on the list: Why I’m Glad to Not Be a Female
That Robbie Guy | 25-Jul-07 at 10:11 pm | Permalink
And I did state that with a
Michael G | 26-Jul-07 at 2:42 am | Permalink
Robbie: but they get to have multiple orgasms. That’s a pretty harsh tradeoff.
That Robbie Guy | 28-Jul-07 at 9:46 pm | Permalink
Michael G: I do see your point.
Damn it !