Sex Toy Review Cumming Soon: Hardwood Dildos
A couple weeks ago the creator of Hardwood Dildos contacted me about reviewing one of his custom hand-carved wood dildos on my blog. What kind of girl would say no? I only have twelve sex toys, keep ‘em cumming please! Ooooh and this one is pretty. Mmmm and STURDY. And doesn’t have pieces that fall off at bad times.
I received my new dildo and, um, conducted thorough research today. I had intended to try it out and then write the review tonight but, well… you know how these things go. I like to make sure all products that cross my hands undergo extensive research so I can give the most informative review possible. For the sake of my readers, of course. That’s just the kind of selfless person I am.
Here’s the quickie review: I would give two enthusiastic thumbs up if they weren’t otherwise occupied. So I guess we’ll have to settle for ten curled toes instead.
Detailed review cumming soon. But I may, uh, have to do some more research first. Just sayin’.
