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We Regret To Inform You That We Think You Suck

I recently received my first rejection letter.

Time to confess. A while back I submitted one of my super-secret writing projects for publication. [Who they are is not important. Someone huge, that’s all you really need to know.] A couple weeks ago they sent me feedback, and let me tell you this shit was harsh. It was the bitchslapping to end all bitchslappings. Like, motherfucker, gouging out my eye with a melon-baller would have been less painful.

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