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Someone Should Revoke My Speaking Privileges

Yesterday I was chatting with a new coworker while we were at the copier. He said something about midgets, I said something about midgets, he laughed so I kept talking about midgets, yada yada he thinks I’m obsessed with midget porn. Since then he avoids eye contact when he walks by.

I knew I should have stopped at midget rodeo.

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