Adonis Sighting

On Saturday my father and brother moved me into my new apartment. When we first arrived I took them on a tour, which included the pool.

As we approached the pool gate, my eyes quickly passed over the many people there in favor of one male figure in the distance. He had just emerged from the pool–tall, dark hair, lean, ripped, tan. My heart skipped a beat and The Pussy came to attention. This guy was nothing short of pure Adonis. He glistened.

May I remind you I was with my father when I saw Adonis. MY FATHER. Continue Reading »