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NOW He Calls

Read this first. I mean it.

I can’t believe this. There is just no fucking way. HOW DID HE KNOW?? I swear, Handsome Nerd must have felt that little BOOOM! of his number being deleted out of my phone, because within the hour HE CALLED. I nearly dropped the phone when I heard “Hey Vix, this is Handsome Nerd…” on my voicemail when I got back from walking the dogs. Has my over-active imagination suddenly stretched to include audio?

What the fuck. This sounds like a boring and predictable plot twist in the typical chick flick, but for once in real life it actually happened. Just as the girl was ready to give up on him, the bastard called back. WITHIN THE HOUR.

After my run I dialed the very number that had just been deleted two hours earlier. Briefly I considered making him sweat it out for a few days, but I’m impatient as hell and wanted to hear what he had to say.

I called and it went to voicemail. Of fucking course it went to voicemail.

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