Goodbye, Apartment
I’m moving into a new apartment this weekend.* As I’ve been packing I have remembered all the many people and things I have to say goodbye to, as I did in the style of Dear Annoying Coworker.
Goodbye, Hot Moron. Thank you for all the blog material you supplied me. I will leave a giant bag of charcoal on your doorstep.
Goodbye, ex-boyfriend TiVo. The times we had together were very special. The times you pissed me off–well, DO please forgive me for the dents in your casing. We tried to remain friends, but it was not meant to be. I have a brand new TiVo** showing up at my apartment on Monday, so suck on that. And yes darling, there will be cuddling with the remote.
