It’s My Cooch, Not a Venus Fly Trap
Many of my girl friends and female readers have told me that their man doesn’t like going down on them. Why the fuck not, I ask politely. Cooch is awesome. I’ve gone bush-diving and I’m down for another round or eight any day.
I’ve always known that it was common for girls to find the penis icky–it grows, it shrinks, it waves hello, it shoots things in your eye– but I haven’t heard about many guys who don’t like going down on a girl. What the fuck is this shit?
I’m going to be honest. That’s a deal-breaker for me. But don’t take my opinion too seriously, because I’m kind of a huge bitch when there’s something important like an orgasm on the line.
