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Oh FUCK I’m Supposed to Move Soon!

Riiiight. I’ve been so busy that it didn’t register that the move-out date is LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AWAY.

–fluttering hands and jumping about–

Shit shit SHIT.

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Zzzzs Full of Ex Sex

I’m home from my three days of seminars–just in time to go back to work bright-eyed and bitchy-tailed tomorrow morning. Fanbloodytastic.

As if spending my entire weekend in a room full of people I don’t know listening to more important people talk about things I don’t care about–I had a truly horrible dream last night. I dreamed that I had sex with my ex-boyfriend.

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