Poll: How Did You Find OEN?

You like polls? I like polls. They’re fun. It makes me feel like my opinion matters. Which it does anyway, but a poll shows quantitatively that my opinion matters. I like knowing that I can measure my existence quantitatively, even though it infuriates me when my mother does the same thing. Maybe if she used polls instead of SAT scores? Hmm. Besides, clicking on buttons is fun. You know what makes it even more fun? Clucking with your tongue when you click your selection. Now cluck and click and pretend that what I just said is not the goobiest thing you’ve ever heard. It’s only the third goobiest. See?! Quantitative. Pure brilliance.