too smart and too horny for her own good
Okay fine I ADMIT IT I had a birthday sometime in the last month and didn’t announce it, and yesterday emails started swarming in “HEY! YOU DIDN’T TELL US!!” Fine. I recently turned twenty-seven. Now give me my goddamn birthday cake. Chocolate, please. With a hot naked guy on top.
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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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