too smart and too horny for her own good
Remember those fun word games called Mad-Libs from when you were a kid? As a nympho and a logophile (not just lover of words, but a lover of “logs” as well… hee hee oh my god I’m so funny I almost choked on my own lame-ness), it’s time to throw two of my favorite things together in nothing short of utter bastardization-fusion, which may coincidentally resemble bottom shelf thrift store erotica: dirty Mad-Libs.
That’s what she said. Heh. The comments, I mean. They’re back up. That’s what she said!
SHAZAAM I got to use the same lame joke twice in one of my shortest posts ever. GO ME. Even at my lamest I am nothing short of pure awesomeness. Assuming you can overlook my daily dumbassery. Oooh distractionary tactic: Look at my tits! Weee!! BOOOOBIES!!!
A reader friend of mine sent me a link to a CNN article titled “Writer Makes Name With Sex” this morning saying “And I thought this would be about you!”
Ah, next time my beloveds.
Okay I know what you’re all going to say: MAYBE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN YOU THIS TIME IF YOU WOULD JUST FINISH THE GODDAMN THREESOME STORY.
Oh shut up I’m late for work as it is.
Kisses!!
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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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