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Fuck Yes, Fuck No

Being in a college town surrounded by thousands of hot nerdy guys has left me with a drooling problem since I got on the airplane to Boston. Since then all I can think about is getting off.

It’s really bad. Every time we’re out in public I have no clue what any of my relatives are saying to me because my eyes are constantly scanning the crowd and sizing up every sexy-nerdy guy I see. And then mentally undressing him, mentally grinding my body against his, mentally pushing his fingers between my legs, mentally sucking him off, and mentally fucking him so hard he forgets his own name.

For some bizarre reason listening to my many relatives talk in science-speak just can’t seem to hold my attention when there are a dozen fuckable guys within moaning distance.

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Pretty Pretty Boys And Not a Drop To Lick

I’m in Boston for my cousin’s graduation this week. From what I’ve been told Boston has the highest number of colleges of any American city. Which you can assume means a very high number of twentysomething guys* in town, a theory I began to notice when I was waiting in line to board the plane from Texas to Boston.

I swear, every direction I looked at our terminal there was a super hot guy. They all had backpacks, bright and shinyfaces (and yet dark and twisty in that sexy way), and did not have a girlfriend on their arm or wedding ring on their hand.

Mmmmmmhmmmmm I like how this trip is starting.

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