Now It’s Personal
That whole sucky migration thing I went through a few days ago? The one that had me basically off-line and fucked for five days? The one that had me lose about six thousand hits over the last week… the one that royally pissed me off and has me forever hissing every time I see the numbers four or zero…
Okay, well now I’M REALLY PISSED. Just two weeks ago I was #3 on Google for how to give a blowjob. Now I’m not even in the top fifty. WHAT THE FUCK. Like, two days after posting my first blowjob post I was in the twenties. And this is probably why I’m only at 60% of my visitor count of ten days ago, because I USED to get tons of random traffic from people Googling blowjobs. Dude, I worked damn hard sucking dick to get to be #3 on Google.
Hmmph. Only one thing to do to revive my healthy search ranking. Gotta suck some cock.
