The Over-Educated Nympho

I wrote this post the other night when everything seemed to be working fine, so silly me I didn’t bother to back-up the post or duplicate it on my old site, and now it has disappeared into a cyber blackhole. Here is the shortened version of what I said (and can remember in my supremely peeved state of 404 hell):

To thank everyone for being so patient with my fucked up site, I have decided to overlook the fact that we are still two dollars short of the $150 in incentive/commission fees for me to post a sexy pic as promised. A-hem, have you visited IntimateGifts.com, lately? [Oops, spoke too soon. Only fifty cents short now!] Sorry, these are R-rated at best because I get enough pervy, creepy and skin-crawling emails as it is without you seeing my goodies.

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My site is working again! 404 the dirty whore got picked up and sent back to juvi!

–booty shaking–

Oooh, see that? The links work again! It’s a belated Festivus miracle! I don’t know about you, but the glass of six-dollar-a-bottle of wine I’m drinking right now tastes mighty fine.

Now for a tiny bit of an oh crap: I’m missing all the posts between May 23 and May 31. All I managed to save are the short ones I was able to find through Feedblitz. Help me, readers! Do any of you have the full posts saved in your RSS feeds? Portions saved in emails from the “email this post” option? Anything is helpful. If not, it’s no big deal. What’s one week of posts when there are currently 614 others?

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As you may have ascertained from this morning’s title, my site is still totally screwy.

UPDATE: I’m on my lunch break and on phone with tech support right now. We’ll see… no worries, my beloveds, I have back-ups of everything so don’t get your panties in a knot. Mine already are enough for everyone. And let me tell you–this shit is uncomfortable. Not nearly as much fun as a pearl thong.

Which is why I have decided to boycott the numbers four and zero today out of anger. Join me, readers–let’s boycott four (the dirty whore, she totally gets around with her sidekick zero, just look at 420) and zero for being the mindless follower that it is. GROW A PAIR, ZERO.

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