The One-Night Stand Contract
Back in my heyday of singledom (i.e. when I got laid more than once every couple months), it would have been nice to have some sort of disclaimer/reality check contract to hand over to potential one-night stands so that there would be ABSOLUTELY NO CONFUSION ABOUT THE SITUATION. Attached to the One-Night Stand Contract would also be a copy of The Rules of Fuck Buddies since the rules are very similar. We want to make sure that there would be ABSOLUTELY NO CONFUSION ABOUT THE SITUATION, WHICH IS DISTINCTLY NOT A RELATIONSHIP.








