Revisiting the Kegel Facts

The Kegel Facts is one of my all-time favorite posts. I’m reposting it now because 1) I’m tired as fuck, 2) at the original time of publication, there were only about 100 readers a day (there are now about 1300 a day), so I don’t feel like a complete lame-ass for linking to my archives, and 3) it’s funny as hell. It still makes me giggle over a year after writing it. And I revised it so now it’s even more tinkle-yourself inducing.

For those of you who are out of the loop, I wrote The Kegel Facts in response to The Chuck Norris Facts. He is so badass that his MC Hammer pants can roundhouse kick you by themselves.