too smart and too horny for her own good
I am faking insomnia. Seriously. Over the last couple weeks many coworkers have asked me what’s wrong because I always look exhausted. I’m certainly not going to say “Oh that’s because I stayed up till three last night writing about a threesome I was in with two guys.” [Mmmm… Happy Place… give me a minute…]
This situation with Hot Moron is getting absurd. Excellent blog material, but absurd nonetheless. If I ran out of people to make fun of I… well I don’t know what I would do. Cry at the justice of it all? And then make fun of myself? But that’s not nearly as much fun because I know why I am the way I am. It’s only funny half the time. The other half it’s kinda depressing and yada yada yada give me my fucking Xanax.
So it is a great thing that Hot Moron continues to unintentionally provide me with lots of opportunity for ridicule. When I move out next month I’ll leave a bag of charcoal at his front door in appreciation.
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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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