My First Threesome, Part III

Read parts I and II if you need to catch up. And you should catch up. Half the fun of a threesome is getting them to say yes.

Warning: I’m still not finished with this series. Hey, it takes a while to do justice to the memory of two hot male bodies tending to my every sexual need.

I feel I should admit that at this point in the evening my memory gets a little fuzzy. I only remember about 2/3rds of what happened, so I will fill in the rest based on what probably happened in those memory gaps. Being with two guys at the same time makes it dreadfully difficult to remember the particulars of who did what to me when. You don’t mind terribly, do you? I didn’t think so.

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Miss Vix and Guest

A few days ago I received the formal invitation to my friend Dr. Barbie’s wedding. Of course I’ve had the wedding date marked on my calendar for months and months, but proper protocol (and a head count) require the formality.

In Barbie’s pretty cursive handwriting the envelope said “To Miss [Vix] and Guest.”

And GUEST. Shit.

Can I put a tiara and a white bow on my dog and bring her? I’ll give her a mild sedative so she behaves. Plus, she’s cute as a button when she’s drunk. What great entertainment for all the little cousins!

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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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