The Pussy Goes Apartment Shopping (Man Shopping, Whatever)
When I went looking at apartments last weekend, there was one complex that shone above all the others because it was there I saw a VERY hot guy who as luck would have it was my leasing agent.
It was Saturday afternoon, so the waiting area in the leasing office was packed. There were three or four agents running around. The woman who introduced herself to me was the oldest living thing I’ve ever seen, but luckily she was placating all of us as we waited our turn. She offered me a cookie. I was placated.
I had been there about fifteen minutes when I saw a hot guy lead in a young couple. He sat down at the desk in the corner where I had a nice view of him. He was quite the eyeful. I took him allllll in.
