too smart and too horny for her own good
Thanks to the lovely Astryd for nominating me for the following Blogger’s Choice Awards:
But wait, there are more! Three more. I am sooo booty shaking right now. In my underwear. I’m stretching seductively too. And burping. Hey, I make burping sexy, asshole.
For the past couple weeks I’ve been trying out Ritalin for my ADHD. Until today I had noticed no change whatsoever. I considered looking up the number on the pill to make sure the pharmacist hadn’t given me anti-diarrheals and pocketed my precious controlled substance for herself.
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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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