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Someone Pissed In My Cheerios

It’s been a shitty day. Earlier I was anxious to post about the progress I made on my novel, but my mojo disintegrated as the day progressed. It’s been one of those days. You know, where you’re so cranky that you want to piss all over everyone else’s happy moods for offending you with their big fat ugly smiles? Oh sweetie you can shove that where the sun don’t shine. And out of the kindness of my own heart, I’LL HELP. Now bend over.

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I'm Vix, a 29 year-old Texan with 18 years of private education and 3 degrees. I'm trying to make a living as a sex/humor writer and entrepreneur. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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