The Over-Educated Nympho

It looks like I’ve made another $120 in commissions–most of which is from IntimateGifts.com (yay!) and as promised for every $150 I make through my various advertisers, I will post one sexy photo. I posted the first one about a month and a half ago here, and I’m sure some of you are antsy for another peek at yours truly. We’re getting pretty close to that second photo, so keep on buying the goods! Sex toys, condoms, (dude, they sell things like strawberry cheesecake-flavored lube and Coochy shave cream), and then there’s always ANYTHING on Amazon.com… look at the pretty sidebar. It’s so lonely. It misses you. It wants to hold you and touch you inappropriately while whispering naughty things in your ear. Go play with the sidebar.

Update:
The other day I got an email from Sex Exec of IntimateGifts.com after he and his partner read this post. They are threatening to buy tons of products through me so I have no choice but to post dozens of photos. I encourage such behavior.

I have till the end of the month to decide if I want to renew my lease or not. I thought I had longer to figure out what to do. Shit. I don’t fucking know SO STOP PRESSURING ME!! HOW ABOUT GIVING ME MORE THAN A PIECE OF PAPER TAPED TO MY DOOR AND A WEEK TO DECIDE, ASSHOLE?!

There’s more weighing in on the decision than pro: ten minutes from office and con: carpet covered in dog pee. I’m in my mid-twenties (and about to enter my upper-twenties, yikes) and have been moving at least once a year since I was eighteen years old. My Amazon.com account contains ten home addresses, plus three office addresses. I’m tired of moving. I want to stay in one goddamn place for more than one year.

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